There once was a small boy called Neil
Who instead of each heel had a wheel
His parents lamented
But they soon relented
Because they didn’t need to buy a buggy or, indeed, roller skates as the child grew older.
There once was a small boy called Neil
Who instead of each heel had a wheel
His parents lamented
But they soon relented
Because they didn’t need to buy a buggy or, indeed, roller skates as the child grew older.